the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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women's rights

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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