- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

hey guys what's up?

Matt Damon

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

You're Adopted.

Chuck Norris died.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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