George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Land Rovers

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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