A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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your father died

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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