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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Maturity is a virtue.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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