- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

womens rights

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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