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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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