What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What is 8 times 4? 32

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Muslim athletes.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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