- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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