- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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