A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Anti Joke

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