A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Women.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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