roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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women's rights

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Dani barton= lovely

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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