What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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