- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

save water shower with friends

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

the cast of the jersey shore

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I tell an anti joke!.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

I am on a escalator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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