Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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conrad profit

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Yo daddy!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Stephen Walking.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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