why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Society.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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