so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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why do you care?

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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