Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The 19th Amendment

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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