so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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