What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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democracy

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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my namew is jd

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Hi Shelby!!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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