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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Gadaffi

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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