Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Johnson stops eating

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Spinabifita

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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