- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

alert("The Game");//

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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