Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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terry stockton is straight

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Anti Joke

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