Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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poop

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Halo < COD

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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