Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Women.

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:O + :P = 69

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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69

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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