What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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a ginger has a soul

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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knock knock go away

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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I'm a like whore

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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