GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Do you know what they say? Words

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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