A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's wrong with woman Everything

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Toaster

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

black people

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What looks like a dick? A penis

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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