- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

knock knock!! kanye west

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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