I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Gadaffi

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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