A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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