Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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knock knock who's there?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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