- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Cold camel scrotum.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Penis

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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