- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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