What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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women's rights.

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No. Yes.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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who smells? •Liam

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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pineapples

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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