Weiner

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Your mother is a man.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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knock knock who's there police

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Womens rights.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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