Guess what? No.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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liam buchan is gay !

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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miley cyrus

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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guess what chicken butt

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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