You smell like shit

What number comes after 29? 30.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Johnson stops eating

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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