- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Johan showering. . . AWK

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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