- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

dead battery come on down

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What is cold? Winter

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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