A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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