- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

my mom raped yerr foot

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

wanna hear a joke? not really

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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