What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Black People.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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