What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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My butt!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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