- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Wade's the father

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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