What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Penis-Pump

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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