- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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