A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Womens rights

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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man boobs

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Anti Joke

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