whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Where's my tractor?

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Anti Joke

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