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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Where's my tractor?

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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