Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Knock knock What

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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