- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Garry Glitters on here

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's 9+10=? 19

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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