Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

my mom raped yerr foot

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

A jew go out of a bar

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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