What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A black goes to college

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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what happens during a climax apples

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Rebecca Black.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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