a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why was Timmy sad?

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

like for a handjob.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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