- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Potato

A child with cancer grows up.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

No. Yes.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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