don't look behind you

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Enchilada

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Turn around.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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JEWS

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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