Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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69, hahaha

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69

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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