What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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