- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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