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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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i'm not gay

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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