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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Your Mom.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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