- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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a catholic priest and a young boy

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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