- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Do you believe this will change?

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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