- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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