What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

black people

rape that shit

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Sit on Santas lap Boner

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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