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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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