Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Guess what? No.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Women.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

9/11

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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