What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Penis

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That didn't hurt.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Potato.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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