- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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