My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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your a towel.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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nine...eleven

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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How do magnets work?

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Women

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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