Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Video Games

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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