- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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