Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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