- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Gabe Mercado

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Canida

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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